i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
