Rock
Scissors
Fuck
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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