Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The power of my boobs compel you
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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