Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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