I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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