someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Farmville is her only friend.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
