great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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