distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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