Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
operation have a gay friend backfired
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer