everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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