The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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