I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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