Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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