we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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