he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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