and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
vagina is talking i cant
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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