Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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