Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he was CRYING into my vagina
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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