We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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