hell yes lets make some ravioli
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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