So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
