so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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