You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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