i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am one with the molecules
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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