i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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