just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
organizing the empties. That sober.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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