i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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