how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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