So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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