Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Who died my cat blue again?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
