So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...so i touched it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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