am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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