What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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