I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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