yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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