he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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