That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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