just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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