They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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