Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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