She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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