Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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