I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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