The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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