She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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