I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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