No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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