summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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