I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Let's get the cat blown out
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