well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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