Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
A bitchslap is in order.
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