If i come over, it means nothing
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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