Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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