You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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