So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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