The maid of honor just puked.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Small penises have feelings too.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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