There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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