I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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