he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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