pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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